"boy i’m in a great mood!"
"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."
The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.
All things begin and end as stories.
i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men
❖ Lagertha Appreciation Week: day i → favourite badass scene
↳ “The seer might think that he is the only one in Kattegat with the gift of prophecy but he is wrong, I know you are not going to die.”
“I want you to go to Kattegat. I want you to ask for a meeting with the Earl. And when you meet him, challenge him to a personal combat. With me. Tell him, if he refuses, shame will stalk him for the rest of his life, and Odin will never permit him into Valhalla.
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
AKA Dean’s job description.
a matchless spirit though a delicate frame, covered by her splendid bravery.